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I always thought this would hurt
Friday, April 24th, 2009
Australian police have released an X-ray image showing the skull of a murdered Chinese immigrant shot repeatedly with a nail gun.
Police are appealing for help to solve the murder of Chen Liu, 27, whose body was found by two children last year in marshland in south Sydney.
Detectives said the weapon was a gas nail gun […]
Let the Healing Commence!
Wednesday, November 5th, 2008
Rice Congratulates Obama Tearfully, Says She Is “Especially Proud” Of Obama’s Win (VIDEO)
“This was an exercise in American democracy of which Americans across the political spectrum are justifiably proud,” she said.
“As an African-American, I’m especially proud,” said Rice, her eyes glistening with emotion, “because this is a country that’s been through a long journey, in […]
Thomas Haden Church’s Drunken Joe The Plumber Challenge
Wednesday, October 29th, 2008
In a video for Funny or Die, actor Thomas Haden Church plays fellow cultural icon Joe Six Pack in a drunken challenge to Joe the Plumber, with shirt losing, chugging and peeing at the bar.
See more Thomas Haden Church videos at Funny or Die
So… youre stickin’ it to yourself, eh?
Tuesday, October 28th, 2008
Ted Stevens Can’t Even Vote for Himself
Alaska law:
I was convicted of a felony, but have served my time and am on probation. Can I register to vote?
No. A convicted felon may not register to vote unless unconditionally discharged from custody. When you are no longer on probation, a copy of your discharge papers will allow […]
The Bailout, Housing Crisis & Failure of the ‘Free Markets’
Tuesday, September 30th, 2008
I– like many people– have been following the news about this $700 Billion Bailout plan that our government want us to buy into as of late.
I understand the brevity of the subject *to the best of my knowledge given I’m not an Economist*. I’m not thrilled with the idea that my generation could be facing […]
Newsflash: Things Still Suck for Katrina Evacuees
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007
Katrina evacuees feel money pinch
By Brad Heath, USA TODAY
Almost 40% of the people displaced from New Orleans by Hurricane Katrina were below the poverty line last year, according to a government survey.
That survey, by the U.S. Census Bureau, shows that thousands of people who fled the hurricane two years ago landed in dismal economic […]
I will go back to the movies…
Thursday, August 23rd, 2007
…when this is played before every film:
God bless Mastodon.
Shark Jesus!
Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007
He turned the water into chum
Birds do it. Bees do it. Now it seems that sharks are the latest, and largest, creatures that are able to reproduce without having sex, a finding that could have important implications for conserving these endangered fish.
A female hammerhead shark has given birth without the help of a male, after […]
Whee! We’re a Year Old!
Friday, April 27th, 2007
According to my billing statement from Dreamhost, mcali.net has been (occasionally) on the air for a year now. Ali suggested celebrating with cake and beer. I suggested blow and donkey shows.
Which probably goes a long way toward explaining why neither of us has posted much lately.
Hell’s just a binomial coefficient away!
Tuesday, February 6th, 2007
The 7 Deadly Sins and their Combinations
If you arrange the 7 Deadly Sins around a heptagon, label them A-G, and connect each Sin to the others, you get 21 secondary sins. For instance Sloth + Pride = Slackers.
Link (Via Neatorama)
Robot Identifies Human Flesh As Bacon
Friday, November 10th, 2006
via wired:
“Let the robot holocaust commence: robots think we taste like bacon … Upon being given a sample, he will speak up in a childlike voice and identify what he has just been fed. The idea is that wineries can tell if a wine is authentic without even opening the bottle, amongst other more obscure […]
Sweet!: People of faith are suffering under Arnold Schwarzenegger
Wednesday, August 30th, 2006
I’m liking Schwarzenegger more and more…
Religious right fumes after Arnold signs gay rights bill
The religious right is fuming after California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has signed a law that requires schools that receive state funds to introduce nondiscriminatory practices relating to sexual orientation, RAW STORY has learned.
California Assemblyman Doug LaMalfa said earlier that this month that […]
The whole Mel Gibson thing
Thursday, August 3rd, 2006
I’m a bit stunned that Ali hasn’t had anything to say about this yet. I’m guessing she’s either busy at work or off on another jaunt to some exotic land far, far away from the internerd, leaving my poor plebe ass to mind the farm again. How like her.
I don’t have anything myself, either except […]
World Trade Center’s MySpace Page
Wednesday, August 2nd, 2006
Devin at chud sounds off on Paramount’s attempts to market the new Oliver Stone flick to teenagers:
“On one hand I think this is going to go down as a minor debacle (for the love of God, at least activate comment approval on the MySpace page so that when I go to it I don’t get […]
Discover the rich history of menstruation…
Thursday, July 27th, 2006
Well, technically the website title is “The Museum of Menstruation and Women’s Health“. (MUM)
This site has it all pertaining to the period. Especially interesting if you own & maintain a vagina, but I’ll let the metadata description speak for itself:
“MUM, mom, menstruation, menstruaci—n, seguridad, religi—n, menstration, olor, Monatsblutung, Regel, Kotex, kotex, cat, religion, dispenser, disposable, […]
Ummm, this post is so NSFW.
Tuesday, July 25th, 2006
Rob from demonbaby.com takes us along on his adventures to a seven-floor adult superstore in Japan.
on the manga-inspired condom packages:
“I like the numerous phalluses on that robot, and also the writing at the top: “TRY NEW TYPE CAN YOU SURVIVE? 12 TIMES” Is that challenging me to survive safe sex twelve times? What, in a […]
