Obama Election Cartoons
Monday, November 10th, 2008
Msnbc.com political cartoonists take a look at the past week:
Archive for the 'Humour' category
Braaiiins!
Tuesday, October 9th, 2007
Just thought I’d share a pic that my friend Chris took of my cat BuddyLee. I love this shot because he captured the raw look of “At times I hate you and hope to nibble at your throat whilst you are sleeping; unless fate steps in and the urge to snuggle overcomes me in which […]
When the love of cheesey dogs goes wrong
Monday, June 4th, 2007
My husband is insane.
Most of us, when confronted with a sale, can hold back, right? Not my J… may I present to you evidence of gluttony:
(click for larger versions)
*an additional trivia nugget: these took up an entire plastic grocery bag BY THEMSELVES… which was carefully double bagged of course.
An IM exchange between my friend/coworker Chris & I earlier this a.m.
Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007
The following should serve as a warning to others: too much Sci Fi can really manifest itself in unpredictable ways…
Please forgive the spelling.
Actually, if you have a problem with the spelling, you need effing relax: it’s an IM exchange for phucks sake.
ALI
I had the most messed up dream this morning…
Chris
that’s not good, did a […]
Oprah apparently insufficiently “street” says 50 cent
Wednesday, December 6th, 2006
50 Cent’s Beef With Oprah, Says Talk Show Host Snubs Rappers - CBS News
“I think she caters to older white women.”
-50 Cent on why he thinks oprah doesn’t have rappers on her show
See? Brilliance knows no bounds.
Mediocrity, Cheap Eyeshadow & Mimes: Lessons Observed
Wednesday, October 18th, 2006
There is a subtle community formed by those whom society cares not to observe, bound by the common knowledge that for them life won’t be fulfilling or fantastic or passionate. No one will be inspired to great works from their example. Ultimately resigning from accomplishment, what with it’s cheap desires of praise and accolades, grants […]
Baby Toupee: Giving infants a real reason to hate their parents
Wednesday, September 27th, 2006
“The mission of Santa Barbara, CA-based BabyToupee and Small Humans, LLC is to show that while parenting can be a great responsibility, it can also be a source of endless amusement. The company’s goal is to bring creative and fun products to market that make parenting a little more fun, all while bringing a smile […]
The Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay
Thursday, September 7th, 2006
The Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay
They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth.
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole […]
The Feline Protection and Enhancement System
Tuesday, August 15th, 2006
God I love the internet:
1-19-06
Good news, gentelmen! An appropriate candidate for the testing of The Zero has been located! Boone, one of five seemingly viable subjects available, was the only feline willful enough to resist the bonding process. Not only did his system not reject The Zero entirely, but he seemed to be totally indifferent […]
Sen. Norm Coleman’s 81 year-old father really loves pizza. And boobs.
Thursday, July 27th, 2006
The Raw Story | GOP Senator Norm Coleman’s father in public sex bust
Senator Coleman released a statement declaring “I love my father dearly. I do not condone his actions or behavior, and I am deeply disturbed by what I have learned. He clearly has some issues that need to be dealt with, and I will […]
Ummm, this post is so NSFW.
Tuesday, July 25th, 2006
Rob from demonbaby.com takes us along on his adventures to a seven-floor adult superstore in Japan.
on the manga-inspired condom packages:
“I like the numerous phalluses on that robot, and also the writing at the top: “TRY NEW TYPE CAN YOU SURVIVE? 12 TIMES” Is that challenging me to survive safe sex twelve times? What, in a […]
"Whoa! I can sure feel the glory bumps after reading this thread!”
Friday, July 21st, 2006
Turns out there’s a bright side to Israel and Hezbollah and Hamas killing shitloads of civilians in their latest attempt to wipe each other out: The Rapture is a-comin’!(!!!!!!!!!)
Ken Silverstein over at Harper’s braved the sea of lunatic zeal and the jungle of excessive exclamation points on the Rapture Ready/End Times Chat board (which appears […]
Canines chosen as allegory in gay rights battle
Thursday, July 20th, 2006
COLORADO SPRINGS - Last month, pictures of a little Brittany spaniel named Norman began appearing on Colorado Springs light posts, billboards and television ads, uttering a one-syllable “Moo” instead of a “Woof.”
It was the Gill Foundation’s campaign to boost its message that gays and lesbians are “born different” and don’t really choose their sexual […]
EEEEEE! BAD TOUCH!
Tuesday, July 18th, 2006
via talkingpointsmemo
I love that fourth photo. Her shoulders are hunching up like she’s trying to crush her own head like a walnut.
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Exposing the “Bus Code of Silence”
Monday, July 17th, 2006
How I love the ‘Best of Craigslist.’ Whole post here.
“It looked like this bitches. For future reference.”
You know what sells sushi? Good ole’ S-E-X!
Wednesday, July 12th, 2006
Billboard found on Overheard In Minneapolis.
HOT Boston Terrier on Pikachu love!
Tuesday, July 11th, 2006
This improvisational short by Michael Colton, starring a bull terrier named Punchie, was created in the offices of Modern Humorist. The soundtrack, “Lapdance” by N.E.R.D., is used without permission “but with much respect.”
The soundtrack and the slow-mo at the end are nice touches.
Mcali.net: contributing to the cache of nightmare material one fabulous link […]
Cats that look like Hitler
Monday, June 26th, 2006
Ok, so this one actually looks more like Chaplin.
Here are more furry anti-semitic bastards.
Go go! Toto GO!
Monday, June 26th, 2006
The story behind “Rosanna.”
“But you’re drownin’ in the past, Mike. But I got your lifejacket right here. It’s called the 80s and it’s gonna be around forever.”
“F*ck you, Loggins!”
More here.
‘Sunday Bloody Sunday’ as sung by Bush
Tuesday, June 20th, 2006
‘Sunday Bloody Sunday’ By GW Bush
Someone has taken words from thousands of Bush speeches and mashed them together so he actually sings U2’s Sunday Bloody Sunday. Via BREAK.com
(Thanks, Chris!)
