Useful: Metro (Twin Cities) area fireworks 2006
Friday, June 30th, 2006
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Archive for June, 2006
Republicans Play The Douche Bag Card
Friday, June 30th, 2006
SuicideGirls > News > Politics > Republicans Play The Douche Bag Card
“Two days ago the House Republicans unveiled a litany of shit they referred to as “legislative items” which they plan on bringing before Congress in hopes of energizing the GOP base. In a glaring example of their repetitive and limited creativity they called the […]
Deuce Bigalow faints from own bad acting
Friday, June 30th, 2006
CNN.com - Rob Schneider collapses on movie set - Jun 30, 2006
“The combination of bad food and the heat just hit him,” said his publicist, Shara Koplowitz. She did not know what he ate but said he was treated at San Joaquin General Hospital and released Wednesday.
“He’s back on the set directing today,” she said […]
Linky McLinkerton Strikes again!
Wednesday, June 28th, 2006
Axl Rose Bites Leg of Security Guard (ABC news)
Senate rejects constitutional amendment on flag burning (Houston Chronicle)
DJ & Music Director Thorn leaves 89.3 The Current (PiPress)
Downtown Minneapolis residents want a “code of conduct” (Strib)
All-smoking airline to take off soon (BBC)
Teen burns down house over test grades (reuters)
Lawsuit says poisons killed 57 at WTC site (NY […]
Britney Spears: Pregnant And Nude, As You’ve Never Wanted To See Her Before!
Wednesday, June 28th, 2006
Britney Spears: Pregnant And Nude, As You’ve Never Wanted To See Her Before! - Defamer
“…Bazaar apparently convinced Britney Spears to demonstrate the beauty of the dramatically lit, pregnant female form, momentarily offering the public an image that does not involve the frizzy-haired mom’s face twisted from the unconscious physics calculations she’s performing about whether or […]
Cats that look like Hitler
Monday, June 26th, 2006
Ok, so this one actually looks more like Chaplin.
Here are more furry anti-semitic bastards.
Go go! Toto GO!
Monday, June 26th, 2006
The story behind “Rosanna.”
“But you’re drownin’ in the past, Mike. But I got your lifejacket right here. It’s called the 80s and it’s gonna be around forever.”
“F*ck you, Loggins!”
More here.
Clowns sabotage Minuteman III nuclear missile
Friday, June 23rd, 2006
Defense Tech.org - On Tuesday morning, a retired Catholic priest and two veterans put on clown suits, busted into a nuclear missile launch facility, and began beating the silo cover with hammers, in an attempt to take the Minuteman III missile off-line. Seriously.
The trio — members of the Luck, Wisconsin group Nukewatch — said the […]
Sorry! I’ve come down with a bad case of homosexuality and cant make it in.
Tuesday, June 20th, 2006
Pentagon Lists Homosexuality As Disorder
WASHINGTON - A Pentagon document classifies homosexuality as a mental disorder, decades after mental health experts abandoned that position.
The document outlines retirement or other discharge policies for service members with physical disabilities, and in a section on defects lists homosexuality alongside mental retardation and personality disorders.
Critics said the reference underscores the […]
Polydactyl Cat rejects Prozac; ambushes Avon lady.
Tuesday, June 20th, 2006
CNN.com - Lewis the cat gets home detention - Jun 20, 2006
“He attacks from the back,” Kettman said. “You never see it coming. He has six toes on every foot, which constitutes a very formidable weapon.”
(Thanks, Mel!)
‘Sunday Bloody Sunday’ as sung by Bush
Tuesday, June 20th, 2006
‘Sunday Bloody Sunday’ By GW Bush
Someone has taken words from thousands of Bush speeches and mashed them together so he actually sings U2’s Sunday Bloody Sunday. Via BREAK.com
(Thanks, Chris!)
“Still shakin’ them bushes, boss!”
Friday, June 16th, 2006
Naked suitor’s run ends up riskier than expected
A SUITOR set on marriage ran naked through a Michigan town to show his hesitant girlfriend that taking risks is important….
After running naked across the street, the man ducked into some bushes when he spotted a couple walking.
A 28-year-old man spotted the bushes rustling and bare feet underneath, […]
I Can’t Believe I Ate The Whole Patriotism!
Friday, June 16th, 2006
Election-year politics brought to you by: Halliburton. A Different Kind Of Company. A Different Kind Of Bill Of Rights.
Senate Judiciary Committee Approves Flag Desecration Amendment
House Administration Committee finds constituents’ e-mail unpleasant. Hopes “logic puzzles” will lull them into submission.
Resolved: America great! Bin Laden evil! Go Bush!
Senate Judiciary Committee prepared to consider legislation that would effectively […]
We made City Pages Minnesota Blog of the Day!
Friday, June 16th, 2006
This is a tad late, but I am just now getting my posting-groove back since vacation.
MINNESOTA BLOG OF THE DAY
“Alison Fitz Mickelson spells “color” with a “u” and blogs about holidays for metal bands, the Left Behind video game, and Chipotle conversion therapy at Gee…Your ADD Smell Terrific.”
Flippin’ sweet!
Resources:
CP Minnesota-based blog directory
City Pages-The Blotter: Daily […]
The Continued Decline of Our Education System
Friday, June 9th, 2006
Undergraduate survey: iPods more popular than beer
(AP) — College life is not just about drinking beer.In a rare instance, Apple Computer Inc.’s iconic iPod music player surpassed beer drinking as the most ”in” thing among undergraduate college students, according to the latest biannual market research study by Ridgewood, New Jersey-based Student Monitor.
Nearly three quarters, or […]
At last! Pussy for everyone!
Thursday, June 8th, 2006
Scientists breed allergy-free kitty
US scientists claimed to have bred the world’s first hypoallergenic kitten, opening the doors and arms of millions of pet lovers for whom cuddling a cat has, until now, been a curse. At $4,000 a head, the allergy-free felines don’t come cheap.
But the biotechnology firm behind the project believes sensitive owners will […]
Celebrate the (Inter-)National Day of Slayer
Tuesday, June 6th, 2006
From blabbermouth.net:
“In our pluralistic modern world, it seems like every group gets a holiday or month dedicated to its activities — except metalheads. Responding to the overbearing moralism of the American holiday for Christian prayer, two headbangers created a holiday of their own: the National Day of Slayer.
Little did they know that this holiday would […]
So I’m leavinnnn on a jet plane…
Friday, June 2nd, 2006
I am going on vacation. To a Spanish-speakin’, tequila drinkin’, sand in your bikini bottoms kinda joint. Namely here.
I’ll be gone for a week so Roberto will be manning the ship. *for the record, I don’t really “man” this “ship”. I just have very little impulse control when it comes to posting random weirdness.*
Tomorrow at […]
