Humping Tested, Mother Approved.
Monday, July 31st, 2006
ihumpedyourhummer.com has videos of people humping other people’s Hummers.
It’s about time.
[tags]Hummer, Humor, video[/tags]
Archive for July, 2006
Sen. Norm Coleman’s 81 year-old father really loves pizza. And boobs.
Thursday, July 27th, 2006
The Raw Story | GOP Senator Norm Coleman’s father in public sex bust
Senator Coleman released a statement declaring “I love my father dearly. I do not condone his actions or behavior, and I am deeply disturbed by what I have learned. He clearly has some issues that need to be dealt with, and I will […]
Our elected officials share some of their favorite recipes
Thursday, July 27th, 2006
I think it’s taxdollariffic! Especially this little gem from the man who brought you the war in Iraq:
“I have always strived to follow Biblical admonitions such as Isaiah 55:2 “Eat ye that which is good and let your soul delight itself in fatness.” Choosing my favorite recipe is a difficult task. Finally, I was able […]
Discover the rich history of menstruation…
Thursday, July 27th, 2006
Well, technically the website title is “The Museum of Menstruation and Women’s Health“. (MUM)
This site has it all pertaining to the period. Especially interesting if you own & maintain a vagina, but I’ll let the metadata description speak for itself:
“MUM, mom, menstruation, menstruaci—n, seguridad, religi—n, menstration, olor, Monatsblutung, Regel, Kotex, kotex, cat, religion, dispenser, disposable, […]
Dear zombies: Homeland Security HATES you
Tuesday, July 25th, 2006
6 Minneapolis ‘Zombies’ booked for carrying fake WMDs
From the Pioneer Press:
MINNEAPOLIS - Six friends spruced up in fake blood and tattered clothing were arrested in downtown Minneapolis on suspicion of toting “simulated weapons of mass destruction.”
Police said the group were allegedly carrying bags with wires sticking out, making it look like a bomb, while meandering […]
Ummm, this post is so NSFW.
Tuesday, July 25th, 2006
Rob from demonbaby.com takes us along on his adventures to a seven-floor adult superstore in Japan.
on the manga-inspired condom packages:
“I like the numerous phalluses on that robot, and also the writing at the top: “TRY NEW TYPE CAN YOU SURVIVE? 12 TIMES” Is that challenging me to survive safe sex twelve times? What, in a […]
"Whoa! I can sure feel the glory bumps after reading this thread!”
Friday, July 21st, 2006
Turns out there’s a bright side to Israel and Hezbollah and Hamas killing shitloads of civilians in their latest attempt to wipe each other out: The Rapture is a-comin’!(!!!!!!!!!)
Ken Silverstein over at Harper’s braved the sea of lunatic zeal and the jungle of excessive exclamation points on the Rapture Ready/End Times Chat board (which appears […]
Canines chosen as allegory in gay rights battle
Thursday, July 20th, 2006
COLORADO SPRINGS - Last month, pictures of a little Brittany spaniel named Norman began appearing on Colorado Springs light posts, billboards and television ads, uttering a one-syllable “Moo” instead of a “Woof.”
It was the Gill Foundation’s campaign to boost its message that gays and lesbians are “born different” and don’t really choose their sexual […]
Bush’s grope: “Liebes-Attacke” or Vulcan nerve pinch?
Thursday, July 20th, 2006
You be the judge.
Additional resources:
Excerpt from an etiquette guide for Germany
In-depth look at the Vulcan nerve pinch
Found on BoingBoing
EEEEEE! BAD TOUCH!
Tuesday, July 18th, 2006
via talkingpointsmemo
I love that fourth photo. Her shoulders are hunching up like she’s trying to crush her own head like a walnut.
Blogged with Flock
Exposing the “Bus Code of Silence”
Monday, July 17th, 2006
How I love the ‘Best of Craigslist.’ Whole post here.
“It looked like this bitches. For future reference.”
Little. Yellow. Different. Funky Chicken.
Friday, July 14th, 2006
Bird Flu Dance Craze Sweeps Ivory Coast
A local deejay is attempting to lighten the mood after the arrival of the deadly H5N1 strain of avian influenza in Côte d’Ivoire (Ivory Coast) in early May. Twenty-one-year-old DJ Lewis has invented a wacky bird flu dance that is sweeping nightclubs in the West African country’s major city […]
Giving a whole new meaning to ‘cattle call’
Thursday, July 13th, 2006
Minneapolis replaces Chicago in ‘American Idol’ soul call… er audition site.
Where: Target Center When: Fri, September 8, 2006.
Why: because Paula Abdul and Garrison Keillor are BFFs!
You know what sells sushi? Good ole’ S-E-X!
Wednesday, July 12th, 2006
Billboard found on Overheard In Minneapolis.
HOT Boston Terrier on Pikachu love!
Tuesday, July 11th, 2006
This improvisational short by Michael Colton, starring a bull terrier named Punchie, was created in the offices of Modern Humorist. The soundtrack, “Lapdance” by N.E.R.D., is used without permission “but with much respect.”
The soundtrack and the slow-mo at the end are nice touches.
Mcali.net: contributing to the cache of nightmare material one fabulous link […]
Mickey Rourke needs a hobby…
Monday, July 10th, 2006
Mickey Rourke Cut Off His Own Finger Because He ‘Didn’t Want It’
He said: “I cut my little finger off because I thought I didn’t want it. I was angry about something so I decided I didn’t need the end of the little finger on my left hand. I didn’t cut it off completely - it […]
Thank God… there IS a shoelace site on the ‘net.
Monday, July 10th, 2006
For those those who still kick it old-school, time to get excited! This site (click the pic) shows how-to tie the fasted shoelace knot this side of the pecos. Christ, where was this when I was learning to tie my shoes? So much trauma could have been avoided…
Semper Hubris
Friday, July 7th, 2006
Staying the course in presenting quality phucked-up knowledge… we’re introducing a new category: Hubris!
If you have any suggestions for topics that might go well under this new category, please drop us a line.
Enron Founder Ken Lay, 64, Dead of Heart Attack
Wednesday, July 5th, 2006
Enron Founder Ken Lay, 64, Dead of Heart Attack - Los Angeles Times
Former Enron Chairman Kenneth Lay, who was convicted this year for his role in one of corporate America’s most infamous and costly scandals, died today, officials said today. He was 64.
Lay was pronounced dead at 3:11 a.m. at an Aspen, Colorado hospital about […]
