Archive for September, 2006

Bikerfox… I’m speechless.

Thursday, September 28th, 2006

I have been guided to freak nirvana. 20 minutes and I’ve barely scratched the surface of this guys domain… and I feel like I need a nap.
Apparently Bikerfox has a fondness for:

Glamourshots sessions that would make David Lynch jealous

cheesey Leadership/Self-empowerment cliches
sports gear digitally imposed on Raccoons
and oh yes biker (read: peddle, NOT motor) stunts

There’s so […]

Pimping, sports, imagination | 1 comment

Baby Toupee: Giving infants a real reason to hate their parents

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006

“The mission of Santa Barbara, CA-based BabyToupee and Small Humans, LLC is to show that while parenting can be a great responsibility, it can also be a source of endless amusement. The company’s goal is to bring creative and fun products to market that make parenting a little more fun, all while bringing a smile […]

Pimping, Humour, Childhood | No comments

Texas teacher faces reprisals after 5th-graders saw nude art at museum

Tuesday, September 26th, 2006

The good news is that the children were not exposed to any artwork containing violent scenes or images from wars that could have turned them into godless criminal offenders.
Teacher faces reprisals after 5th-graders saw nude art at museum
FRISCO, TX – A veteran Frisco art teacher says school administrators have retaliated against her because a student […]

b.s., Art, Childhood | No comments

Kittenwar!

Friday, September 15th, 2006

Someone’s finally found the true purpose of the ratemyrack/hotornot style of website: finding the world’s cutest kitten. Oodles of fuzzy wuzzy bundles of wuv to be found here.
One annoying thing about this site, entirely too many people do not know the definition of “kitten.” Kittens, dammit! Little! Fuzzy! Wuzzy! Cute! Stop submitting photos of your […]

Kittie! | No comments

Weird Quirks - Kissing the Softness

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

“Did you just kiss that blanket?” My boyfriend (now husband) asked me 6 years ago. “No!” I sarcastically replied. But then I thought… wait…?
Unbeknownst to me ’til recently, I kiss soft inanimate things… cozy blankets, high per-cal sheets, anything fleecey, pillows, broken-in t-shirts, etc. The propensity to kiss said objects are significantly higher if I’m […]

Oddities | 2 comments

The Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay

Thursday, September 7th, 2006

The Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay
They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan’s teeth.
He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole […]

Humour | No comments

Russian Ghost Town

Thursday, September 7th, 2006

via boingboing
We haven’t put up any ghost town/cool abandoned building stuff in a while.
Here is a little photo-session of an abandoned city. When the Soviet Union collapsed, government didn’t have much funds to support some small cities around strategically import objects. People of these cities were left all by themselves. Nobody could support them because […]

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linkyloo Wednesday

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006

Architecture Portal News: Japan Bridges
Gegereka
The best photograph of the Moon ever!
TomKat pimp out daughter to ‘Vanity Fair’
Beirut: Before and After

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