Archive for January, 2007

Feline Guidance Counsellor

Wednesday, January 17th, 2007

Jobs That My Cats Would Be Under qualified To Do

Tupperware Representative
Autopyrotechnician (firework maker)
Futurist
Prime Minister
Arborist
Nanny
Security Guard
Priest
Mason
Dentist
Nutritionist
Dog Whisperer
Locksmith
Walmart Greeter

Jobs That My Cats Are Overqualified To Do…

Proctologist
Mime
Waste Relocation Engineer
President of the United States
HipHop Artist
Vocal Coach
American Idol Judge
Carnie
Misunderstood Comedian
Drug Dealer
Life Coach
Golf Course Ranger
Pimp
Chicken Sexer
White-collar Criminal
Sumo Wrestler
Psychic
Army; Special Ops

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An IM exchange between my friend/coworker Chris & I earlier this a.m.

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

The following should serve as a warning to others: too much Sci Fi can really manifest itself in unpredictable ways…
Please forgive the spelling.
Actually, if you have a problem with the spelling, you need effing relax: it’s an IM exchange for phucks sake.
ALI
I had the most messed up dream this morning…
Chris
that’s not good, did a […]

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